Testimonial for Two Fat Ladies Bingo
The slogan for Two Fat Ladies proclaims, “Play at the top bingo site in the United Kingdom.” Given the name, one would expect this to be a really serious bingo website; nevertheless, despite this, the claim is somewhat egotistical. So, will it be able to live up to the hype? Will all of the hoopla turn out to be untrue in the end? Is there anybody who actually cares? We do, since it is our duty to evaluate and review casino websites, and so when we come across one that has made such outrageous claims, we can’t help but wonder why the creators believe it is okay to make such statements.
Things begin to appear pretty convincing when the webpage has loaded for the first time, though. The website seems to be clean and fluid, which is more than we can say for many others, and the typefaces used are all rather decent – maybe not the kind of thing that screams “high end company” at you, but still a significant improvement over many other websites.
Ladies, Let’s get started.
In terms of design, it’s very typical fare, yet it accomplishes its objectives well. The top of the page is dominated by a menu row that contains connections to essential portions of the site while also providing clarification on what is being offered on the website. ‘Join Now’, ‘Promotions’, ‘Bingo’, ‘Slots’, and ‘Casino’ are some of the options available. So far, so good – we now know that there are bingo games, slots games, and casino games all available to play online.
This is followed by a slider graphic, but it is a static one, which displays the up to 300 percent welcome bonus you may get for joining up, in addition to ten free spins on the slots machine. This is a far better sign up offer than we’re accustomed to seeing, but we’ll save the details of the promos for later in this article. Although you aren’t required to do so, there is a full section on the site devoted to providing a rapid summary of the deals available. New Slot Games are listed below this, and although we’re not sure what “new” means in this context, it demonstrates the ethos of the site design, which is to make it obvious, at the very least in short, what we can anticipate from a membership.
Bingo, Bingo, and more Bingo!
Obviously, the majority of individuals who visit a bingo website do so only with the aim of participating in a bingo game. However, when you refer to the website as Two Fat Ladies, you can bet your bottom ball that the great majority, if not all, of the players will be here for bingo games. With that in mind, it’s a breath of fresh air to discover that Two Fat Ladies is delivering a substantial amount of bingo to those who participate. This site offers a variety of games, including 90-ball, 75-ball, High 5, free bingo, progressive bingo, and bingo jackpots, which is a significant improvement over many other sites.
While other websites provide excellent walkthrough type guides with visual aids to help new members get to grips with how to play, and how to win, Two Fat Ladies only provides a very brief text breakdown of how the different games work, and this is likely to be skipped over by the majority of people, meaning that freshmen (and women) will be learning how to play as they go.
Slots ‘O’ Entertainment
It’s usually a good idea to avoid restricting members’ choices in terms of what they may play, and Two Fat Ladies does an excellent job of doing so. If you click on Slots, you’ll be directed to a portion of the site that has thumbnails that connect to specific slots, as seen below. There are a good number of them here, albeit they are nothing compared to some of the other locations we have seen. Having said that, the quality of the games is what is important to discuss here; they are, in fact, really high-grade.
Is it really a casino?
However, although it is quite typical for bingo websites to expand their operations into the realm of slots, it is less frequent for bingo websites to expand their operations into the realm of the online casino. We’re not sure how casino websites will react to this infringement on their territory, but from a player’s standpoint, it’s a very welcome development.
The difficulty with Two Fat Ladies in this regard is that there aren’t many casino games to choose from on the website. The importance of doing things right and investing a significant amount of time and money while expanding your business cannot be overstated. Unfortunately, this is not the case in this instance. Nonetheless, like with the slots, the general quality of the games seems to be of a good degree.
So, despite the fact that you only get four bangs – or rather games – for your buck, in this case Live Roulette, French Roulette, European Roulette, and Automatic Live Roulette, all of which are excellent to play, you might consider doing so. There’s only one problem: if you don’t enjoy roulette, you’re going to be in for a world of hurt. We, on the other hand, like playing roulette. In fact, we think it’s fantastic. Even so, it would be nice to have some other options, such as poker or blackjack, or keno if you want to go for something a little more unusual. Perhaps not unusual, but perhaps you understand what we’re talking about.
Sirs and Madams, do you want anything for nothing?
Promotions have evolved to be the backbone of bingo and casino websites, as well as their lifeblood when it comes to drawing new users to their platforms. Two Fat Ladies, on the other hand, is well aware of this and has put together some fantastic specials for you to take advantage of. The most notable of them is your 300 percent sign-up bonus, which is far more than what many other sites would provide. This is applicable up to the value of £88, which isn’t all that much in terms of money, but in terms of the amount of time and effort you put in – and thus the amount of money you get back – it’s clearly more than competitive.